I have a son.

Born today; Galen Corban Eghan. 51cm. 3880 grams. I have it on good authority that he looks like me when I was a kid. Due to medical ... things (let's say: things) his mum and him are still at the hospital being well cared for. It was rather a short labour but it managed to really make an impression on any pain scale you wish to invoke. So mum did great! Everyone is happy, proud and tired right now ... it's a weird thing to happen this whole ... thing.

Also: I'm tired as well ... but you may have gotten that from my horrid sentences.

I have a son!