Welcome ...

... to 'Pimp My Ride' ... Roman Style!

Meet septicus Maximus whose charger just isn't charging. Honestly, there's no room for a good spear, let alone for a few momentos taken from his holidays destroying villages all over England. Now, with the amazing technical skills our team (Joe The Special Plumber) posses we shall turn turn this trotted out one trick pony into an amazing battle ready piece of gear as never seen before, outside a movie about Ben Hur!

If you want to enter our program with your ancient stead, write to us on a stone tablet to the adress posted below ...